You can’t handle the truth!

February 21st, 2012

Don’t worry. I’ve not turned into Jack Nicholson in “A few good men”. To be honest, if I was to turn into any Jack Nicholson it would be Jack Nicholson in “One flew over the cuckoo’s nest”. Of course I’d prefer to be Helen Mirren in REDS but it seems Jack Nicholson is my only option.

You may be wondering why I’ve called you all here tonight. To be honest, it’s just a way of collating information so that I don’t annoy you all by tweeting or facebooking random self promotion. I know people get annoyed by that. But if you read this whole blog I’ll put a Calman fact at the end that few people know as a way of saying thanks for reading to the end. It’s not a very interesting fact but it’s a fact nonetheless. Deal? Right.

A lot of people ask me if I’m doing any shows in their town. The honest answer is, I hope so but maybe not. Rest assured as soon as I think some people will turn up I’ll tour every part of the UK bringing with me the politically astute and satirical humour I’m known for. Oh, and cat stories.

In the meantime here’s where you can see me in the next few months.

General comedy fun

I MC a lot at the Stand Comedy Clubs in Glasgow, Edinburgh and Newcastle. If you check their listings I pop up once a month or so.

I also gig around the country – I tend to tweet about gigs or put them on my Facebook page http://www.facebook.com/pages/Susan-Calman/44711520390.

13th and 14th May – Brighton

Brighton Fringe

Revenge of the Cat Lady

7.15pm both nights.

http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/event.aspx?evId=3303

I’m at the lovely Komedia in the Studio so there aren’t that many tickets.

April – London

Udderbelly at the South Bank

20th April

https://www.underbelly.co.uk/Susan-Calman

July – Birmingham

I’ll be doing a preview on 25 July at the Laughing Cows in Birmingham!

Edinburgh Festival

I’m doing a new show this year and tickets should be on sale soon.

Please come. I’m quite nice really

Calman fact

Well done. You made it to the end. Here is your Calman fact.

When I dance I don’t move my feet. Instead I move my upper body to the rhythm of the music. I sway much like a person stuck in quicksand. Some say I look foolish. I say I look cool. Ask me to dance when you see me next.